Dear Santa,

This is your favourite boy Calvin (and Hobbes).

We would like to know what have you got for us this christmas? I have already sent you my list but just in case you misplaced it here's the list again.

• 1 Incinerator
• 5 Grenades
• 2 Automatic Snowball Dispenser Machine (one for me and one for Hobbes)
• 1 GROSS (Get Rid of Slimy Girls) Pirate Ship

I hope you have these ready when you show up at our house. We look forward to it.

Your noodle boy,

Calvin

P.S. In case you have trouble acquiring 5 grenades, 3 is fine.